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An absolutely incredible Minecraft birthday party. Lol!
I turned 41 yrs old today. Now before you judge, you have to understand that men don't age the way women do and that I am Alfie. I am still being mistaken that I'm at most 35. Maybe it's the fact that I would never change and that I am a man-child. Or maybe people like me so much they spit lies on my face all of the time.
Even though, I may claim to look younger than I should or whatever it is, there's no denying the fact that age is creeping in like a motherfucker.
*Goddamit, Lola just pooped and I can smell it all the way in the master bedroom. Fak.*
Last Tuesday, I woke up in the morning with a huge back ache. Almost felt like I had sex for 5 days with 100 fat bitches that's got some std and have completely deprived me of water. Why water, you ask?
I turned 41 yrs old today. Now before you judge, you have to understand that men don't age the way women do and that I am Alfie. I am still being mistaken that I'm at most 35. Maybe it's the fact that I would never change and that I am a man-child. Or maybe people like me so much they spit lies on my face all of the time.
Even though, I may claim to look younger than I should or whatever it is, there's no denying the fact that age is creeping in like a motherfucker.
*Goddamit, Lola just pooped and I can smell it all the way in the master bedroom. Fak.*
Last Tuesday, I woke up in the morning with a huge back ache. Almost felt like I had sex for 5 days with 100 fat bitches that's got some std and have completely deprived me of water. Why water, you ask?
I recalled this one time, I partied too hard that I woke up the next afternoon feeling my back was broken and that I need to get fluid in fast. And true enough, after I drank an excessive amount of H20, the pain just disappeared.
So anyways, back to Tuesday. I woke up and the pain just... I didn't know that stabbing pain and numbing pain could exist all at one time. The lower part of my back was just screaming in agony and every move i made just made it worse. I managed to turn belly side and leopard crawl myself backwards out of bed. It was one the most excruciating experience I had this 2024.
Once I stood up and made my way to the toilet, I was already googling what the hell is wrong with me.
Kidney stones? Liver failure? Gonorrhea's?
So anyways, back to Tuesday. I woke up and the pain just... I didn't know that stabbing pain and numbing pain could exist all at one time. The lower part of my back was just screaming in agony and every move i made just made it worse. I managed to turn belly side and leopard crawl myself backwards out of bed. It was one the most excruciating experience I had this 2024.
Once I stood up and made my way to the toilet, I was already googling what the hell is wrong with me.
Kidney stones? Liver failure? Gonorrhea's?
Bad move. Now on top of the back ache I'm enduring, I have a panic attack I have to suppress,
I popped in some panadol and put on some heating strips and oil. And in the evening, the pain finally subside.
But then, came the next day. Same thing again! For the next 4 days!
So I managed to figure it out.
It's the fuckin mattress. -_-
I popped in some panadol and put on some heating strips and oil. And in the evening, the pain finally subside.
But then, came the next day. Same thing again! For the next 4 days!
So I managed to figure it out.
It's the fuckin mattress. -_-
How could a mattress cause me to have so much pain? Please, someone buy me a mattress pls.
Ps- it wasn't the fucking mattress.
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